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Posted August 2007 CHINDOGU Inventors have been registering bright ideas with the world's patent office for over 150 years. how has technology changed the world? while the flush toilet, aspirin, the computer, the pill, the photo-copier and the mobile phone have proved invaluable, the same cannot be said of every innovation. Useless Inventions! What is a chindogu? - dogu is Japanese for "tool" and chin is Japanese for "weird" Chindogu - Japanese Art of Invention Chindogu is the not-so-ancient Japanese art of inventing ingenious everyday gadgets that, on the face of it, seem like an ideal solution to a particular problem. However, Chindogu has a distinctive feature : anyone actually attempting to use one of these inventions, would find that it causes so many new problems, or such significant social embarrassment, that - in effect - it has no utility whatsoever. Thus, Chindogu are sometimes described as 'un-useless' - that is, they cannot be regarded as 'useless' in an absolute sense, since they do actually solve a problem; however, in practical terms, they cannot positively be called 'useful'. Literally translated, 'Chindogu' means weird / unusual ('chin') tool ('dogu'). The term was coined by Kenji Kawakami, a Japanese inventor and writer who first made the idea prominent in a book translated into English, in the mid-nineties, as 101 Un-useless Japanese Inventions: The Art of Chindogu. The popular success of this book prompted a follow-up, 99 More Un-useless Japanese Inventions, which was published a few years later. Together, the books have sold nearly a quarter of a million copies in Japan alone, and have been translated into most of the major world languages. Examples from the books include: * A combined household duster and cocktail-shaker, for the housewife who wants to reward herself as she's going along * The all day tissue dispenser, which is basically a toilet roll fixed on top of a hat, for hay fever sufferers * Duster slippers for cats, so they can help out with the housework * The all-over plastic bathing costume, to enable people who suffer from hydrophobia to bathe without coming into contact with water There are ten key tenets to bear in mind, if you wish to design a Chindogu. The principal among these are :- (a) it has to be possible to make (ie, it has to actually exist), in spite of its uselessness; (b) it has to remain in the public domain (ie, it cannot be given a patent); and (c) it must not be exclusively a vehicle for humor, or the warped satirical worldview of the inventor. There is frequently humor in a Chindogu, of course, but this should properly be regarded as incidental, rather than as an end in itself. A full list of the tenets is available here In spite of the stipulation that Chindogu should not be used for satirical ends, Kawakami himself does appear to regard them as a kind of antidote to consumerism, and the Western obsession with making life as 'easy' as possible. He describes Chindogu as "invention dropouts," anarchically brilliant ideas that have broken free from "the suffocating historical dominance of conservative utility." One might wish to design Chindogu for a number of reasons, for example to improve one's mental sharpness, to develop them as an art form, or simply to revel in a purely creative act without having to worry about utility or making money. And then, of course, there is the simple pleasure to be had from a perfectly logical solution that turns out to be perfectly useless. Back Scratcher's T-Shirt From: International Chindogu Society http://www.chindogu.com/chindogu/chin1.html The fast and logical solution to infernal itching The friend (or partner) who offers to scratch your back is a friend (or partner) indeed. Except it all goes horribly wrong when they just can't seem to locate the maddening itch. For those who are fed up of saying, 'left a bit... up a bit... right a bit... damn!' comes a very special T-shirt, complete with Battleships style, itch-locater grid. The scratchee is also equipped with a hand-held miniature corresponding grid-map, for accurate communication. So when the scratcher says, 'I'm scratching F5, ' the scratchee can say, 'try G7'. You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours!

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